diary

PUNK ROCKIN’ MO’FUGGA

13/11/24 13:12

The muses are screaming for me to scream back - I had a musical experience I haven’t felt since I was a teenager, I’ve never felt so inspired and frustrated to create. Let’s wind back 14 years.

I’m in year 10 in a shitty Two Door Cinema Club cover band practicing for our school’s annual Battle of the Bands. Lord knows why but I’m the chosen vocalist of said ensemble despite only being a pianist. To elucidate; I genuinely could not (and cannot) sing well. With 5 minutes to go until class starts, we start wrapping up; however, Justin turns the gain up, hits the overdrive pedal and plays some loud, punky fast chords around 170 bpm; Jason joins in on the drums; the talented Max comes up with a slappy RHCP-esque bassline; and, sat to the side about to pack up, my jubilant head-bobbing quickly turns into a stank face. The scene is set - and to this day I don’t know what compelled me - but I stood up, picked up the mic and started screaming into it for the first time in my life. Not falsetto, not operatic, neither classic screamo, but growly & gritty shouting from the top of my lungs. Sometimes I’d shout in key, sometimes I’d let it the fuck out atonally. Most of all, it was loud. In that moment I was in a total flow-state, expressing myself creatively the way I was meant to. But it was fleeting, painfully brief. Literally 30 seconds at most. When we stopped, I remember Max and I looking at each other.. “whoa".

I look back now and think… if we weren’t constrained by time and the pressure of reciting TDCC, if I had just a bit more time to explore it in that lunch break, then life could’ve gone in a completely different direction. Instead, I went back to class and couldn’t ever do it again; until last Thursday, at the age of 28.

Quentin (who I must thank dearly for getting me back into playing instruments) has an events brand named “Amalgamations” - consisting of DJ acts from start to finish, with interludes filled with instrumentals, narrations & contemporary dance/acting. It’s an incredible show and I couldn’t be happier to be a part of it. For their 6th iteration’s intervals, Quentin, Luca and I are a jazz trio (piano, bass & drums) to soundtrack noir-like scenes with a precarious undertone. Practice was great, we meshed very well for our first instrumental practice together (we’ve all DJ’d B2B multiple times so the familiarity was there), but we certainly needed a “release” at the end without the constraints. It mirrored what happened 14 years ago to a T - Quentin improvised a fast punky bassline, Luca joined in heavy on the drums, and I walked straight up to the standing mic (which we weren’t even using yet the room bestowed, just begging to be used in the middle of the room) and I started screaming into it. It was a much, much stronger roar than last time. Time and tribulations have developed it, not forsaken it. It felt authentic, unsurprising; it felt right, and it sounded fucking sick. I was in a complete state of giddy catharsis during and after - “shit!” I thought - “I’m not scared to let it out anymore! I can fucking do this!”.

Up until lately I was scared to try it in front of people, scared next door would call the police, scared it was a dying style I should move on from, and scared someone would disapprove of my meagre attempts. Then fear turned into different life focuses, then it turned into a forgotten fluke of a genre I thought I was destined to only listen to. I’ve since endeavoured to express myself in so many musical was which were never sustainable or ever worked out - retrospectively, the spark was never there. But I feel it now. I feel so alive. I want to make it a reality. I wrote lyrics for the first time in YEARS. I’ve spent time listening to angry 80s punk rock for inspiration. I’m falling in love with music again, and I can’t wait to explore this further. I’ll keep you in the loop. x

Ground Rules

05/11/24 08:30

Some quick ground rules before my haphazard tradition of getting ready 10 minutes before work starts - I can’t fill this out everyday. I wanted to yesterday in some attempt to do this on a daily basis, but woke up this morning realising I’ve forgotten. The 1. pressure to do so would overwhelm me and 2. guilt would be immense if I wasn’t able to.

22:42 - Life happened, just rushing to get this in before bed and taking Link (my dog) out for a final bathroom break. Had a decent day, feeling alive. Let’s see how long this lasts. No time for a longer entry today.

The Diary of a FIASCO

03/11/24 21:18

And so the website draws closer to its fruition. About a month ago I purchased the “Cup Noods” domain, with very little progress since - however I’ve partly enjoyed the bi-weekly tradition of swapping the positions of logos and text (of course without any actual new content being added in). Gotta let my procrastination-by-perfection manifest somewhere hey?

Writing here feels somewhat peculiar in contrast to physical journalling. I know traffic to this sub-domain won’t be breaking any records, but the fact it is out there feels validating, empowering; it’s ticking all the la-di-da self-expression/creativity boxes. Yes, it does make me polish my sentences but what’s wrong with letting it all out palatably, if not for me? I am not a good writer - in fact I’m incredibly slow and am constantly googling synonyms - but I enjoy the process and wish to grow the oh-so withered muscle.

I’ve called this blog/journal/diary subdomain “The Diary of a FIASCO”. If acquainted with podcasts or motivational tiktoks you may know Steve Bartlett’s show of a similar name, “The Diary of a CEO”. Indeed my parodying title is indicative of some antitheses:

1 - I’m CEO of fuck-all, with thousands in debt

2 - I’m severely depressed + neuro-spicy with 0 control over my life

3 - I’m a lazy, disorganised + neglectful dreamer taking little action

However as one may gather, I am slightly self-aware. I’m equally not blind to my achievements thus far, but gratitude isn’t going to fix my endless despair. I’ve come to accept my cognitive shortcomings and I cannot be arsed hiding it (can you tell? sorry potential clients/collaborators). My life has been an untamed chaos - I’m sorry to everyone I’ve let down in its wake - but perhaps here in this sombre subdomain I can gain a speck of control and piece together a narrative to reflect on. I’ll become CEO of my own FIASCO. Heh.